Gonk

A Pom Pom or furry ball, often a key ring or accessory.

"Could you please grab my house key it's the one with the gonk"

derryn

A dumb guy who tends to make many mistakes but means well. He makes friends easily but forgets to cherish them resulting in being lonley and regretting his stupid decisions.
He is one hell of an attractive guy and has many girls dreaming of dating him, but of all these girls Derryn dates the ugliest sluts and ignores his friends who know what's best for him.

Derryn: "I won't smoke again,"

Friend:"lier, fuck off ya junkie!"

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