Race the beer home

The act of driving home before the effects of consumed alcohol start to set in (e.g.: you're not drunk yet, but if you don't get home quick, you're fucked).

Dude 1: "Dude, what happened to you at the party last night? You sure took off quick, did you get home OK?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, I had to race the beer home. Another twenty minutes and I'd have been blitzed."

E-Dub

An abbreviation for EW (Electronic Warfare), an Air Force specialty that involves jamming enemy aircraft and ground tracking radar systems, and denying heat-seeking capability and radar lock-on to enemy ground-to-air and air-to-air missiles. Formerly known as ECM, or Electronic Countermeasures.

I got a sneakin suspicion that if it weren't for our E-Dub troops, that last bombing mission wouldn't have ended so well.

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SHTF bag

A duffel bag, tactical vest, backpack, rucksack, or other similar luggage item containing items typically used for survival in the event of a disaster, natural or otherwise. Commonly found in the possession of survivalists, conspiracy theorists, and citizens who live in disaster-prone areas. Typically contains a map & compass, one or more firearms, firearm cleaning gear, ammo, food, weather radio, flashlights, spare batteries, signal mirror, hatchet/field axe, tent, space blanket, chemlights, paracord, water or water treatment chemicals, flares, combat/survival/utility knife, first aid kit, sunscreen and bug spray. Acronym for the term "Shit Hits The Fan."

I got my M4, a stash of .223 NATO, a knife and a coupla MREs in my SHTF bag, who knows when we'll need em?

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