The longer word for an Instagram Bio
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Other somebody: Your what?
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Steve is like⦠a peaceful song. Almost like the absence of chaos. His soul is peaceful & comforting itâll make you feel as though thereâs no bad in the world. You donât meet too many people with a soul like that. You should get yourself a Steve because he just might change your life in ways you never thought could be possible. Steve is one of those people you should never let go of.
âSteve is an energy that never diesâ
Racist & homophobic
Also can be known as âHacistâ
Me: Dawg tiktok so dang racist
Person: & lowkey homophobic
Me: Bitch, they romophobic
Person: Or hacist
Me: Big facts
A very silly but smart guy. If you're in pain, he'll make you feel better and forget you were ever in pain with his silly dumb jokes. It might not seem like it but he is very smart. He can be such a big idiot but that's what makes him Evan. Even if you don't want to smile, he will make you smile without even trying. That's how funny he is. He has beautiful dark brown puppy dog eyes and he is adorable but cute. Even though it might not seem like it, he's sweet...sometimes. He the type of guy you will have to always say "stop" to. He can be a little annoying but you can never be mad at him because he's genuinely a good person. He doesn't act annoying or act crazy on purpose, it's who he is. He's a very lovable person and if you get a Evan in your life, he will change it in a good way. He will make you smile every day until your face can't frown anymore. Get yourself an Evan. He's perfectly imperfect in every way possible.
Venus: Leave me alone, Evan. I'm not in the mood.
Evan: You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
Venus: *chuckles* Shut up. I'm trying to be angry, Mr. Sir.
Evan: Ok, Mrs. Ma'am.
Venus: *laughs* Mrs. Ma'am?
Maddie: He's so adorable. He must be an Evan.
Tayla: I can't with Evan. He's too smart. Every time i give him a riddle, he figures it out like, can I have my moment to shine and leave you qustioning the riddle?
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