Simon

Simon has a gigantic massive horse cock. Who is unbelievably good in bed. Like RELLEY! GOOD!!!.

Girl 1." Girllll how is he so good in bed".
Girl 2." It's SIMON He is always THAT good!".

AGF

AGF is the best football club in the world. If you are a AGF fan you got a massive cock and yot get all the girls that there are out there. You are HOT, have a massive penis, gets all the girls and are good at everything. Don't even get me started on how you are in bed, if you are a AGF fan you are INSANE! in bed. INSANE!!. Everyone loves you and you are a good friend. Basically what i am telling you is if you are a AGF fan, you are good at everything, and can do everything you want, because everyone loves you.

Girl."Hey are you a AGF fan?".
Boy."YES!".
Girl."OMG!!! you wanna smash. please i do whatever you want DADDY!.
Boy."Why".
Girl."because you are a AGF fan. Obviously...!.

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