Lrigwoc

Lrigwoc is the speedy option for those lovers who want to get down to the deed and precise sexual position quickly. Whilst not easy to pronounce the first time, this reverse cowgirl optimises your sexual experience for those who are in a rush and want to conserve their energies for deeds and needs.

Babe - so hun what do you want to do tonight
Guy - Babe I want you to Lrigwoc me till morning!
Babe - sure thing cowboy!

Mutant fuck

A person who is such a total fuckwit that they have ascended to a whole new level of species - ie mutated

John - I was talking to my mate Mark last night and he had this small problem with his computer
Steve - what was it
John - He couldn’t turn it on, he’s such a mutant fuck!