Pulling A Brayden

Responding to a long paragraph of text with a simple short response like "okay" or "ya", so frequently that you can't even tell if they're listening.

"I can't believe she was playing me! I hate myself, I hate my life, I wanna end myself. Just let me die!"

"Ok 👍"

"Are you even listening? I'm pouring my heart out to you, and you're gonna be pulling a Brayden?"

"Ok 👍"

"That's it. I'm killing myself right now."

"Ya"

Brayden's Wrong

something a poopy salty little boy says when he doesn't understand a simple concept

"I'm so hung up on technicalities, I'm right and Brayden's Wrong"