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52 is a sexual number, much like 69, 89, and 818. 52 refers to sexual intercourse in which both parties are facing one-and-other; think of it as if the 5 and the 2 are humping each-other. There are also other numbers like 52, such as 22 (Anal sex), 62 (One-way oral sex), and 818 (Double titty fucking).
Fred: Hey! Guess what Tashira and I did last night?
Mike: What?
Fred: 52.
Mike: Nice.
Fred: It was so fucking hot! I came like three times!
69π 18π
A multiple of 89 and 780.
The act of performing simultaneous oral sex (69) while hitting a bong. (420)
Person 1: Hey, did you know that 69420 is a multiple of 89?
Person 2: 89? What's that?
Person 1: Titty fucking.
Person 2: Oh, right. Titty fucking is nice. Wait.... 69420 is a multiple of 89?
Person 1: Yes. 89 x 13 = 1157 x 6 = 6942 x 10 obviously = 69420. Weren't you paying attention in math class?
Person 2: 69 is nice, 420 is nice, and so is 89. So if 69420 is a multiple of 89, that makes it triple nice!
Catholic: But it's also a multiple of 13. So it's unholy. The preachers weren't lying when they said sex and drugs were evil.
Person 2: Fuck off, catholic!
Catholic: Alright then. Good luck burning in hell....
Person 1: YOU go burn in hell!
Catholic: I can't. God will grant me my worthy place in heaven.
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Sacred life orbs that squirt milk so that babies (and sexual partners) can suck on them.
Mike: I hate this quarantine, I wish there were titties I could suck on.
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Someone who is bossy, rude, bitchy, and has no rivals/bullies. While they are almost always found in schools, they can also be found in similar places. An alpha bitch is usually seen as a responsible, inspiring, and helpful leader in the eyes of their superiors (whether that be their teachers, their boss, etc), but that couldn't be farther from the truth, for when their superiors aren't around, they feel like they can rule over everyone and impose restrictions on other people. I should also mention the fact that they feel the need to snitch on people whenever they get the chance, and that can be for the smallest thing, like swearing or breaking the most retarded rule ever, and then they just turn around and do the same god-damned thing, because they know nobody is going to snitch on them, because if they did, their superiors would never believe that the "responsible, helpful, leader" did something bad. An alpha bitch will also, at times, insult people, and when they do, many people around them usually start to laugh, the alpha bitch will continue to roast you like a chicken for however long they please; but god-forbid you EVER have the AUDACITY to insult them back, for if you do, they will play the victim like crazy, then they, along with their friends, will give you a beating for the ages!
Ellen: Hey, Zack, take that retarded bracelet off before I kick you in the balls!
Zack: Why?
Ellen: Why? Because, or else I'll fuck your mom!
*Everyone except for Zack erupts in laughter*
Zack: You have no reason to tell me that, you have no authority over me you stupid retard!
Ellen: Oh my god! We do not say that word! Do you have any idea what that means?
Zack: You said it like one minute ago!
Ellen: It doesn't matter!
*Ellen's friend snitches on Zack*
Kevin: Zack, you idiot! She's an alpha bitch!
Zack: So....?
Kevin: Not only are you in deep shit for saying the R-word, but she's gonna beat you to death for insulting her.
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Graphics in a game or a TV show that make every goddamn thing look shiny, rounded and bouncy like a marshmallow! There are rarely any sharp edges and every object that would be hard usually bounces off the ground. These were common attributes in 20th century cartoons, usually only making everything bouncy. So I guess putting things with sharp edges in a kid`s game is going to scare them or something? This is so damn annoying when people do this.
Mike: Imma play that hentai game!
Jack: The one with marshmallow graphics? Damn!
A stupid made -up word by the government for people who`s will they don`t recognize, the reason that porn and other such things have retarded things called age restrictions on them. If such restrictions were implemented based on maturity, knowledge, and ability instead of age (with the exception of smoking, vaping, and drinking), this world would be a much greater place.
Zack: Yo, can I buy this condom?
Cashier: Sorry, you can`t buy this, you`re a minor.
Zack: So the fuck what? That doesn`t matter, I can be responsible!
Cashier: Well, I wish I could let you, but if I did, I`d be jailed for life.
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Going to a porn site and typing your last name in the search bar, results may vary.
Zack: I did the last name challenge yesterday, thank god I found nothing!