practise passion

A way of phrasing wanking in such a way as to sound like you aren't a lonely freak. Also good for not freaking out girlfriends.

Guy 1: Man, my junk is killing me. I gotta go practise passion.

Gal: What were you doing in there? Were you jerking off?
Guy 2: Nah, girl. I was practising passion, just for you.
Gal: Aww, that's so sweet.

2👍 2👎