A greasy turd.
Example:
"Dude, I ate so many Slim Jims. It was a whole Smog Log.
A dirty hammer usually used for beating things live a retard. Can be used as an insult if desired.
Let's use the Gas Station Back Up.
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Aggressively jerking off.
Dude, I was Choking the Rat so hard last night.
Like crunchy but has more emphasis. Can also be used as Cronked if someone has got the shit beat out of them.
That was a Crunky ass cookie.
Dude, he got Cronked in that fight.
Someone who is very ugly. Usually used as an insult saying that their mother birthed them from her ass.
Someone who beats their meat while taking a shit.
Dude, you're being such a Turtleneck Trevors.