Aggressively jerking off.
Dude, I was Choking the Rat so hard last night.
A dirty hammer usually used for beating things live a retard. Can be used as an insult if desired.
Let's use the Gas Station Back Up.
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Someone who is very ugly. Usually used as an insult saying that their mother birthed them from her ass.
A greasy turd.
Example:
"Dude, I ate so many Slim Jims. It was a whole Smog Log.
Like crunchy but has more emphasis. Can also be used as Cronked if someone has got the shit beat out of them.
That was a Crunky ass cookie.
Dude, he got Cronked in that fight.
Jerking off with a large jacket or hoodie over your schlong. This can easily be done in public without having attention drawn to you.
Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Jacker Jacket at the movies last night.