Reckon

When ya think ya know but ya don’t, that’s the thing.

“I reckon that maths is shit.”
“I reckon that it’s not.”

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Slort

A slort is an odd sound produced rarely by the human body. It is said to sound like the snorting of a person with a cucumber trapped too far down their throat. Slorts are very rare among humans. 3 in 40 humans slort once in their lifetime.

Guy 1 - “Hey man, you okay?”

Guy 2- *slort*

Guy 1 - wtf Larson.