Jschlatt

Probably the only man to survive Cancelation attempts and is “not” gay and does not like people “legally sourcing” street signs, shopping carts, and displays.

Me: Hey do you know Jschlatt
Friend: yea why?
Me: well he wouldn’t like my company sign collection
Friend: bro you are still stealing shit
Me: it’s not stealing if they are a multimillion dollar company since they can afford for get new items

fuckmytittys

Fuckmytittys is another way of tit fucking but instead of just fucking their tits they suck your dick as well

GF: hey you wanna Fuckmytittys
Me: eh why not I’m bored