Makenna

A midget who won’t ever respond to your text. They’re strange at times… well to be fair all the time, and tbh might be hitlers reincarnation

Yo did you hear about Makenna stomping that 7 year old?

Rachel

Nothing less than a queen. She is the most beautiful, smart, adventurous, loyal woman you will ever meet in your life. Her soft touch and her kiss will send you into paradise. Her eyes reveal all that is good in the world. If you find a Rachel make sure that you keep her very close, maybe even put a ring on it because you will NEVER find another like her.

Friend: Man… I just wish I could have a Rachel for once
Friend 2: You have a better chance at finding a unicorn.