Getting Trumped

When a person endures a brutal onslaught of anal sex only to wonder if their bruised and battered anus will ever return to its prior splendor (basically how America feels).

After Getting Trumped so hard at the Republican National Convention, he could barely walk for weeks.

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degrindrize

Once two gay men have met on grindr, they may or may not perform the act of taking the conversation to a less seedy venue, i.e. texting. The phrase is typically well received by all with exception of Montana hicks.

After they met and the dashing gay man decided not to punish Montana boy for ruining his garden, they degrindrized their conversation and went from there.

small mouth syndrome

Also known as SMS. The condition manifests itself in adults whose mouths do not grow in proportion to their face as they mature. These individuals have child sized orifices. They can usually be identified using words like "supes" and "totes" which are easier for them to pronounce. See also Taylor Lamontism.

Taylor Lamont's small mouth syndrome was apparent as he made judgy facial expressions at the HRC Gala.