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Fear of gummi bears fucking me in my sleep
When I was asleep I thought a gummi bear fucked me in the ass and when I told my cat it jumped at my genitals screaming "you have UrsidaeGummibärphobia".
A sad Human who's a dry ass bitch
My cat told me (while currently attached to my genitalia) "you are a fucking homo-sapian biscuit bitch!
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That cunt biscuit bitch Jessica fucked my damn dog again.