Rubber Ducky

When your used condom sticks to the floor after a few days of lying there and you go to pull it up and it smacks you in the face.

My mom came over to help me clean and she got a rubber ducky.

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Turcic-ing

(Verb)- When someone continues talking about something way past the point of exhaustion. Similar to the saying, "beat the horse to death." However-, turcic-ing takes it further. The horse has been beaten, dragged, maimed an you continue talking about it.

Quit turcic-ing, the matter was closed a week ago.