Chicago

A three headed monster that, upon seeing someone, draws them in, gives them diahreea with his terrible pizza from his narzzle gland, right next to his anal gland, also known as a "corrupt politician" monster (the origin of this name is unknown)

Man- Hey, Frank, how's it going?

Other Man- Oh its okay, the wife's pregnant and she's craving the blood of newborn goats...

Man- Too bad.... OMG!!! Its a Chicago! Run!

Other Man- Ahhhhhh!!!!! Why is it crapping?

Man- That's the pizza!!!

(sounds of gurgling and death)

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