Peeto

1. A Cheeto that is shaped like a dick, with a strong resemblance to dick of former US President Donald Trump.

2. The act of lubing up your Cock and then dumping Cheeto dust on it, then shoving up your sleeping wives Asshole at 3 in the morning.

1. Damn Bro, i got 3 Peetos in that bag i got on monday.

2. Jerry! Stop covering your dick in Cheeto dust and shoving it up my ass! It stings like hell!

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Montana Milkshake

The act of shitting into a blender, then emptying your Pony cum jar into it, then after you put the lid back on, press the smoothie button on the blender. When done you have created a Montana Milkshake

Man i took me a fat shit in a blender when i was drunk last night, so i experimented with my mistake and made a Montana Milkshake

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