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a girl that looks like the mix between a gorilla and buffalo
jake: omg that girl steff last night looked like a total gruffalo dude!
me: i kno man i almost threw up my blueberry rofl
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when you wake up in the morning for breakfast and start LOLing all over the place (kinda sounds like blueberry Waffle just ROFL instead)
Mom: honey come downstairs foods done
me: ahahaha mom i had sex last night with your best friends daughter k bye r thoses blueberry waffles.... wait nm Blueberry ROFL
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When a person is in a laughable mood and decides to rofl.
John: haha lol that was funny omg look at jeff puking MASHMALLOW HAHA!
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A version of Ghandi that is neither man nor animal, but a Manimal. He shares a link between both in that he has the appearance of a man and the sexual blood lust of a grizzly bear injected with the hormones of a man that never got laid in his 100 years of life and juices from all the most famous action stars testicles such as Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kimbo Slice, Triple H, The Rock, Chuck Norris, Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segal, and last but not least Bruce Lee. Evil Ghandi is called so because he fools you with the heartwarming appearance of the peaceful resistance loving man named Mahatma Ghandi, but in actuality he is a viscous freak who is obsessed with sneaking into young women and children's bedrooms to have his way with them. after which he kills them and eats their eyes for having looked upon his amazingly handsome body.
Jeff: i told the police that all i heard was screaming and bear noises when i entered the room all i saw was a bloody corpse that had the appearance of being brutally raped and their eyes eaten out.. all i could think was that it must have been Evil Ghandi.
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Noun: The savior of all man kind but his skin is soft, white, and made of vanilla. Possibly from carvel
Oh My Vanilla Savior that ice cream tasted heavenly.
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Noun: the savior of all man kind but in chocolate form.
Oh My Chocolate Christ that girl is hot
Oh My Chocolate Christ were all gunna die
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John: OMG Jeff just puked all over his mom what a RASPBERRY GUMDROP LOL
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