mandalize

V. To manhandle AND vandalizing an object or individual.

"The jocks in the parking lot mandalized my car, so now its in the shop being repaired."

Jon mandalized our LA house after the fight.

The restroom was completely mandalized by the drunken dorm dwellers last night, they are still looking for the soap dispenser, and haven't cleaned the shaving cream outline of the penis on the mirror yet.

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guatemala's revenge

noun: sickness which developes after consuming large amounts of spicy mexican foods, and recieving either of the following condicions: heartburn,
bloating, diarrhea, narcolepsy, bedwetting, genital herpes, impotence, menopause, temporary blindness, polio, testicular cancer, agoraphobia, loss of the ability to smell and/or taste, or even hobophobia.

1: after eating at the local taco stand, i started to feel guatemala's revenge setting in, so I ran to the bathroom.

2: when talking to my friend, i accidently said "guatemala's revenge", rather than montezuma's revenge, so i saved myself from looking stupid by insisting that it was a real word and later decided to make it a real term.

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GODJOEY

1.(n) an individual devoid of any real life, and resorts to boosting their ego by use of the following:
a. cheating to make themselves appear skilled.
b. using alternative names and aliases to give self praise in online gaming communities.
c. just a plain a-hole when it comes to the spirit of gaming.
d. taking pride in having their name recognized in any way, shape or form, possitive or negative.
3. (adj) describing an individual with an incurable condition of guatemala's revenge.

man, that loser GODJOEY is still online... there goes the internet.

GODJOEY: "I M Ub3R HAx0r! w0rsH1p m3! I mAri3d mY c0mpUt3r cuZ iTz t3H 0NlY 1 tHaT lUVs m3!"

dude, Mac ate some gnarly tacos yesterday, and his guatemala's revenge went GODJOEY. They don't think he's ever going to sit upright again.

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