Molesting a turd

Arousal or sexual pleasure derived from intentionally "Prairie Dogging" ones turd, making it slide in and out of the rectum.

"What took you so long in the bathroom?"

"Sorry, I was molesting a turd for a bit and had to wait for my erection to go away."

".... "

^ This is a good response if you don't want people to ask why you took long in the bathroom ever again

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