Definifiniliate

A person who has attempted suicide at least 2 or more times, but each time has been -literally- prevented by God, a deity, or some higher power.

Often the higher power will either allow the person who has made the attempt to live without any harm, or force them to live with terrible pain from their injury.

Also a song by the North Georgia Doom/Sludge/Stoner Metal band, Alabama Church Fire.

Note: sometimes the devil will override the decision of the higher power, and will take the life -and the soul- of the being that had previously attempted the suicide. In this case, a person who has attempted suicide can, at any time in their life, instantaneously die.

Kurt Cobain is not a definifiniliate because he died due to his attempt. Frank Sinatra is a definifiniliate because he made several attempts and never died due to divine intervention.

alabama church fire

A North Georgia Sludge/Doom/Stoner Metal Band.

Founded by Chris "Weezer" Lamb in 2008. At this point, the band consists of 4 members. Guitarist, vocalist, bassist, and lyricist Weezer Lamb and drummer, vocalist, and lyricist Jerry Wooldridge, Guitarist Jeff Chastain, and Bassist Bryce "Brainchild" Simpson. They now have 2 albums out.

They sound like Down, Electric Wizard, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Pantera, and Crowbar.

Guy: "Did you check out Alabama Church Fire's new Green Album on Bandcamp?"

Girl: "Who the heck is Alabama Church Fire?"

Guy: "Get out."

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