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While not having air conditioning in the summer, try and masturbate before having a heat stroke.
Man, it sucks there is no air..I'm gonna go pull a heat stroke before dinner.
While sitting in a hard surface such as a wooden chair, tempt fate by cutting a fart and accidentally shit. As a result from the hard surface the shit is forced to the back and front drenching your ball bag in wet play-doh.
Man 1.Dude, last night I went to blow ass and accidentally sharted all over my balls.
Man 2. Damn dude, you had Shit Stained Balls..
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