TOMA

An acronym for Tits on my Ass. Used whenever the long winded phrase is out of the question, or when you feel the urge to use it in an inappropriate environment.

Jay: Looks like Daniel's going to flake again...
Frank: Well I'll have tits on my ass!

Frank: The vending machine stole your dollar, dude
Jay: TOMA!

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