resolution

The maximum number of pixels that can be displayed on a monitor, and a measurement for e-penis size.

A: I'm playing counter-strike on 1024x768 resolution.
B: LOL! NOOB I'M USING 1600x1200!

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brick and mortar

An adjective usually used to describe a store.
Opposed to online stores, a brick and mortar store has a physical address, hence the term brick and mortar, the materials used to construct a building.

You could buy item A on ebay, or you could find it at your local brick and mortar retailer.

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t-ha

A short mocking laugh.
You say it by starting with the T sound, but quickly change to the HA sound.
Slow it down and it comes out as tuh-ha!

noob, I owned your face, t-ha!

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gyrocopter

Copters of doom and destruction that are capable of pinpricking 1 of your 20 farms to death with their uber godly bombs.

A: Mass gyrocopters!
B: Run!

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terran

A playable "race" in the popular computer game Starcraft.
Also known as the siege tank whores.

Terrans are known for the use of overpowered siege tanks units and underpriced missle turrets duo.

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their

Favourite way for internet retards to spell the contraction "they're" or they are.

A: ohemefgee my parents are teh sux
B: yeah me 2, their being bitches

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reported

Said in response to a post, comment or action that is against the rules of whatever game or forum the conversation took place.
Most notably, the game World of Warcraft.
Sticking a period at the end adds finality, and is optional.

Usually, it's just a joke.

A: I hate niggers
B: reported.

C: Hey, you're not allowed to do that, stop it.
B: make me
C: reported.

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