phone-bot

The robotic voice that answers the phone and delivers a very obtuse voice menu in which none of the options deal with the problem you are calling in regards to.

Sally calls the big corporation bank to ask about an issue with her account and a mechanical voice {the phone-bot}answers the phone saying "please listen carefully as our menu options have changed"

Moon Pickle

Term of endearment when your woman is on her period and craving a jar of preserved vegetables .

I love you my little moon pickle!

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