(v.) The act of stimulating a female's genital area by inserting however many fingers her gash can take, followed by a ferocious gyrating or pumping of the aforementioned fingers. Not to be confused with its gentler cousin, the finger bang.
"He finger blasted me so hard, I swear to God he ruptured my uterus."
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Just as a group of crows is a murder, a group of sheep is a herd...
A group of assholes is a collective
"Julianne raised 5 boys and yet somehow they ended up just being a collective."
"How can those boys be so mean, mom?"
"It's just what happens when there's a collective sweetie."
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Just as a group of crows is a murder, a group of sheep is a herd...
A group of assholes is a collective
"Julianne raised 5 boys and yet somehow they ended up just being a collective."
"How can those boys be so mean, mom?"
"It's just what happens when there's a collective sweetie."