Big Timing

The Act of screening a phone call with caller id and not taking the call.

"I called you three times yesterday, what are you Big Timing me?"

"You better not Big Time me when I call, asshole!"

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don't taze me bro

New catch phrase, started unknowingly by University of FL student Andrew Meyer that took on a life of it's own, meaning:
1.don't be a dick
2.buzz a kill
3.Phrase used to call someone out on a cock block.
4. Or Simply stop using that tazer gun on me sir.

"We are all going to lunch but I need you to stay here and answer the office phone".

"Don't taze me bro"

"Sorry you need to stay here.

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Oye Vey Maria

Term used by a half Jewish half Catholic to express an exclamation.

"The car is going to cost $5000 to fix? OYE VEY MARIA!

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all jammed up

1. To be constipated.
2. To be messed up or f'd up, or to mess with someone

"I need to take a shit, I am all jammed up!"

"Did you see that chic's nose it was all jammed up"

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sauced

To deficate in one's pants.

Oh my god, I think I just sauced myself!

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8 in his pocket

A Redneck who is missing a bunch of teeth. They keep them in their pocket.

"Did you see that guy? He had like 15 teeth..... 8 in his pocket."

That guy had 15 teeth, 8 in his pocket.

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Stealth Ass

To pass a silent but deadly fart right after someone lets an audible one fly, therefore staying under the radar and allowing that person and others to think that the entire stench was from the audible fart.

I had to drop ass so bad, and I knew it was going to stink so I waited until Dave let a loud one rip and I went stealth ass on him and slipped one in under the radar.

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