Freshly Floundered

When a woman has recently contracted an infection in her vagina that releases a bothersome, fishy odor. Usually caused by bacterial vaginosis.

1)
"There is a 75% chance that the woman who just walked by us was freshly floundered."
"How can you tell??"
"She reeked of fish."

2) There's only a few reasons a woman ever smells like fish. You better hope she wasn't freshly floundered.

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