When you dont have a condom but the girl is so horny she still wants to fuck, so you pull out, and you spray your J all over her poon
Guy - oh yeah girl im about to cum
Girl - ok just pull out and put that melted cheese on my taco
Guy - Oh fuck yeah
Girl - Damn im love that warm melted cheese on my taco
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When your D is so big it touches the water when you sit down on the toilet to take a dump.
Damn bra, last night I was takin a huge shit and I took a water dip
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