chowder-powder

The dusty substance that collects at the base of the penis and frequently on and around the testicles after a lengthy bout of sexual interaction.

Has been known to cause the divorces, and eventual child support payments of men who are unaware of its existence.

Pearl: Hank, why the shit-eating grin?

Hank: I woke up this mornin' and thought my bush had lice, turns out it was just last night's chowder powder.

OR

Eunice: Are you OK?

Ethel: No, had to kick Bill out last week after he came home at 4am with a collar full of lipstick and a crotch full of chowder-powder.

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