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Jack-in-the-ass

When a girls is pride or uptight and you want to have intercourse so you get her naked, uncap a bottle of Jack Daniels, pop it in her ass and flip her upside down so she absorbs the alcohol. This allows her to lower her inhibitions and relax.
PRO-TIP: It may be a few minutes before she feels the alcohol so pass the time with a standing 69!

Man, Carla was being such a prude at the party last night I had to give her a Jack-in-the-ass.

by K-Train91 April 17, 2017