A beautiful snowman thatâs always there for people, always knows what to say, sings really well and is a blessing to everyone on earth. He is also an angel who tries to wear a demon costume but it doesnât fit and his halo keeps poking out, and the strongest person on this big round ball of dirt and suffering
âDid you hear about what Parker did?â
âYeah, theyâre still trying to put the corpses backâ
A sudden and powerful desire to cuddle the shit out of your wife and kiss her and drink a milkshake with her and take a nap with her and wake her up with more kisses
I was really mad thinking about the whole deal with Kavanaugh but then my wife put me in coconut mode.
A beautiful, smart loving gorgeous dollar sign who cares about people and helps everyone and makes you the happiest human alive. Someone everybody needs and loves. Beautiful even though she doesnât see it. Perfect in every way with a laugh like a Slim Shady LP song and a voice that can send you into Coconut mode instantly. Treasure that deserves to be treated with love and respect and showered with ramen noodles. Wife of The REAL Fake Slim Shady.
Wow, Sam is such a Sam sometimes.
Thatâs so Sam of Sam to do.
What a Sam.