the frosted nugget

After you have a bowel movement you turn around and cum on it. Then you slap your girlfriend in the face with it.

My wife wanted some candy so I gave her the frosted nugget.

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The over and under carnage

When your girl has diarrhea and is on her period, she defecates while you are trying to earn your redwings.

While trying to earn my redwings, my girlfriend gave me the over and under carnage.