Chode

1. A dick that has a greater circumference than length. (So basically, its just really, really short, but most are pretty girthy)

Girl 1: "I had sex yesterday."
Girl 2: "really? No way?!"
Girl 1: "It was actually pretty lame because it didn't even work. He had a chode."

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Blue Waffle

Something that you should never look up on google images (seriously tho, this isn't a joke. Don't make the same mistake that I did)

Person 1: "I love blue food. I think I'm going to look up pictures of blue waffles right now to feel satisfied."
Person 2: "Geez! You're such a dumbass. Never look up blue waffles. I haven't been able to even use google since my incident."

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