skateboarder

one who rides a skateboard and has fun doing it. skaters can be any kind of person; punk, prep, jock, criminal, nerd... whatever. skateboarding has room for all kinds of people, and most of us won't discriminate based on anything but your love for skateboarding.

however, since skateboarding has recently rocketed in popularity, it has now become 'cool'. so now, you have to deal with those who are only doing it to be 'cool'. these people are not really skateboarders.

if you are the other kind of skater (the for real one, and you know who you are) i have some words of wisdom for you. when you get kicked out of a skatespot, don't mouth off to the cops no matter how much of an idiot they really are. if skaters want to get accepted in todays world (which seems impossible right now) then we need to act like civilized people. if thats how we act, that's how we'll be treated, which means less getting kicked out of skate spots and more riding of the skateboard.

skateboarders are usually non-competative people, because competition in skateboarding is fairly low-key; its not really taken seriously. ESPN tried to make it into some dramatic rivalry between the top skaters when in fact they are all friends just goofing around. there's no hating.

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tridonkulous

when something is so ridonkulous, so that the ridonkulousness of it is multiplied by three, or, in other words, tripled. thus, it is not just ridonkulous, but TRIdonkulous. the "tri" signifies the triple nature of the ridonkulousness.

see ridonkulous

karl: shit did you see pyramid that kid made out of orangina bottles?
jay: that was ridonkulous.
karl: no man. that was beyond that. that was TRIDONKULOUS.

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biatchwank

biatch wanker

kris swinbanks

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amen break

possibly the most used and sampled breakbeat of all time. comes from the winston brothers' "amen brother" used mainly in drum 'n' bass, jungle, even some hip hop. chances are, if you listen to dnb, then you've heard it at least once.

the amen break is cool because it is so heavily compressed and it doesn't sound like banging on a tin can when you speed it up.

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All Totaly

Any one situation where you are at loss for words or phrases prior to any act about to be committed.

"Dude... let's get all totaly!"

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Reamage

When Playing any EA Sports Game, the act of taking it in the ass on every play

I was playing NCAA Football last night; needless to say, there was a lot of reamage.

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shoobie

A worthless subordinant of a pimp. Usually sent to do dangerous chores which the pimp considers to dangerous to perform himself. (from California slang)

John, the pimp who lives down the street, sent his shoobie Mark to the drughouse to score drugs for his prostitutes.

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