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shomit

The substance made when dogs (or anyone I guess) eat shit and then procede to vomit or thow it up all over the place.

Dude your dog just shomit on the carpet!

by KARL June 8, 2004

13πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


holiday nog

When you take a bottle and fill it with your feces and urine to the top. You then tighten down the top, and shake well. Leave the bottle out in the hot sun for a few hours and let it turn into a nice precipitate. Under the cover of night, you take the bottle and chuck it at someone's door or porch, the bottle shatters, and Holiday Nog goes everywhere.

You know that ass down the street? Yeah, well tonight, I'm throwing the Holiday Nog at his front door.

What's that smell? Ah man! Holiday Nog all over my patio!

I took a piss and a shit in a bottle. I plan on making some kickass Holiday Nog.

by KARL March 6, 2004

8πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Vanilla0259

Karl's woman. A very sexy long haired lady who drives all men wild.

Look at that vanilla0259 making that man get sexually frustrated.

by KARL May 21, 2004


teknohead

one who listens to any subgenre of techno or electronica music. can sometimes be a derogatory term, thus, it carries stereotypes.

the following is a conversation that actually happened to me.
guy: dude, what the hell are you listening to?
me: well, that depends on what you want me to say. If i say, "electronic music" then you won't care. but if i use the word "techno" then you'll call me an idiot. so whichever one you want to hear is fine by me because i don't care what anyone else thinks.
guy: you listen to techno!? you're such an idiot!

by KARL May 1, 2004

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


shpladdow

(1) Something retarded you exclaim after your roommate announces "yeyeah!"
(2) an exclamation of your profound excitedness at seeing a fine piece of ass.

Teddy enters the house and announces "yeyeah!" In response you exclaim "shpladdow!"

by KARL July 7, 2004

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


beauty

beauty has several definitions, but mine is a bit more large-scale than most: just look around you: babies forming in wombs, injuries healing, lifeforms reproducing, brains working, bodies moving, etc. all have been made to be recognized and glorified, but ultimately, to point toward a Designer.

the universe is so beautiful, it makes one wonder; 'has this all come from nothing? has all of this just materialized into existance? or is there a Creator who designed it? those who are willing to find are willing to seek.

by KARL July 12, 2004

389πŸ‘ 248πŸ‘Ž


shoebe

person that has socks on with sandles

by KARL October 6, 2003

27πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž