Abbreviation of Dad Bod. A unit of measure. Specifically, a score between two men. Comparing weight and physical fitness.
Originally said by Theo Von episode 92 of King and the Sting podcast.
"Nuts, ass, everything..."
It means suck all my junk.
Thats because you like boys, dude. Smoke my natch!
Comparing someone to those who eat Jello by nature either because it's easier for them or they have to because it's served with their meal like in a mental institution or special care facility.
Jim:"Karen spent her entire insurance settlement on a vacation and now she has no mode of transportation"
John:"yeah, she's a real Jello Person."