Ice Cream Paint Job

When multiple men simultaneously blow their creamy man goodness all over a beautiful woman's body completely covering it in a thin layer of jizz.

Megan Fox really enjoyed that ice cream paint job we gave her last night.

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Gauntlet

The act of having vaginal or anal intercourse with every inmate of the Louisiana State Penitentiary within a single 24 hour period.

Friend 1: Dude, I had sex with Susan last night and her vagina was the size of a coffee can!
Friend 2: Ya, you didn't hear about her?
Friend 1: What haven't I heard?
Friend 2: Susan ran the gauntlet a few years ago...
Friend 1: Oh, that explains everything.

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