DJ SES

The worst rapper ever to grace God's green earth. He makes Soulja Boy look like Rakim. He raps on theeyeofmusik.newgrounds.com and claims to sell beats for $5000 a piece, yet he can't afford a decent microphone. He runs an internet rap crew called "RMP" that USED to have decent rappers in it, but they all left because DJ SES was being a little bitch. See Internet Gangster, E-Thug, ETC. He also got sonned by MC Mercury, Naysly, Kill Bill AKA NiteMare, and pretty much every rapper he's ever come in contact with.

Guy 1: "Damn son, you hear that new DJ SES joint?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, it made me want to gut myself and chew on my own intestines to block out the pain that was caused by his intense whackness that he calls music."

Guy 1: "DAMN, that shit must've been fucking whack"

Guy 2: *Guts himself and chews on intestines*

Guy 1: Let's listen to some Kill Bill.

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