when you gotta take a shit as a result of smoking a ciggarette
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person 1- "what do you want to eat"
person 2- "sweedish butt nuggets?"
person 1- "fuckin right!"
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when a person wakes up with hangover and trys to hide it
"hey man you dont look so good. are you tucking?"
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