Carlos Zambrano

1. Pitcher for the Chicago Cubs. Know for Tantrums, Sky-Pointing, Bat-Breaking, glasses-making, Out-Striking, Instant Messaging-related injuries, Manliness, and being the Hugo Chavez of Baseball.

2. anyone who is known for being a Beast and/or eating sharp/jagged objects such as Nails or Broken Glass Glass

Wow! That guy broke a bat on his knee and ate it; he is such a Carlos Zambrano.

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Sadr-Masochism

1. George Walker Bush's new "way foreward." Involves the mutilation of his already tarnished reputation and American troops as means for leaving the Iraq war to his successor.

2. Is derived from the words Sadr, the name of the powerful muslim cleric in Iraq, and Masochism, to take pleasure in inflicting pain on oneself. When combined, Sadr-Masochism refers to a wide spectrum of kinky sex relating to pain and muqtada al-sadr.

1. Bush's plan to fight al-Sadr is a prime example of sadr-masochism.

2. Donna and Steve spiced up their relationship with some Sadr-Masochism; Steve dressed as a shiite cleric then passionately paddled Donna all evening long.

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Dusty Baker

(n.) One who understands Neifi's value to a ballclub, dude.

Quotes from Dusty Baker, dude:

"I don't have no boys. They're all my boys Neifi Perez . It's just like being parents. You try not to have any favorites. A lot of times your favorites are, at that time, who's doing the job."

"On-base percentage is great if you can score runs and do something with that on-base percentage," Baker said. "Clogging up the bases isn't that great to me. The problem we have to address more than anything is the home run problem."

"I was running lineups through my head, dude. I mean, we already got Neifi back and at the time we still had Jose Macias."

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