Cumtractor

The person that fills up a cum dumpster.

Yeah, my gf may be a cum dumpster, but right now, I'm the only cumtractor using her

Prejudent

A leader of any group of persons (however large or small) who promotes prejudice or racism. Within that group.

Jesse Jackson is the prejudent of the african-american community

With all her stories about "niggers", grandma Karen is the prejudent of our family!

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Selphotogenic

Completely incapable of taking a selfie that doesn't look worse than a DMV photo

I'd send you a pic, but I'm not very selphotogenic.

Phoshing

Pulling your cell phone up from a space unaccessible by one's hand by gently using your charging cord. (Only possible if already plugged in before the phone fell)

My phone fell between the mattress and headboard last night. Now I have to go phoshing to get it out.