windows user

One who uses Windows as the result of a conscious decision. Usually fairly apt at doing what they want to do, but no more.

See that illogical kid over there? He's a windows user.

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widgetwhore

A Mac user (OSX 10.4+) who fills up the dashboard with widgets, of which many, or at least some, are unnecessary or ridiculous. Most common among new Mac users, particularly recently converted windoze users. Commonly, but not always, characterized by cuteness or bouncyness.

Girl One: What time is it?
Girl Two: Let me hit F-12.
Girl One: What is the weather in Rome?
Girl Two: I'll check my dashboard.
Girl One: Who was the seventh president of Malawi?
Girl Two: I have a widget for that.
Girl One: What a widgetwhore.

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help forum

Forum in which one posts when help is needed. They come in two varieties, useful and windoze. Below is an example of a windoze help forum.

Topic: i neeeeeed help!!!!!!!!!!
Topic Starter: Windoze user
i neeeeeedd heelp!!! i use windoze xp i think it might be 2000 id dosnt matter b/c my skreen just broke and i cant see anything i am typing this on another comupter i need help because if my mom findz out she will kill me how do i fix it the screen is borken...

... and so on.

Keep in mind that there are useful help forums out there too.

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droopy drawers

The act of pulling somebody else's pants down to cause embarrasment.

When Stuart leaned over, I gave him a droopy drawers.

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cuddlewhore

One who will go to great lengths to cuddle; is not seeking anything sexual; is not very particular about the one with whom he or she cuddles. Often most active in cold weather.

Guy One: Did you see Pat and Lisa cuddling the other night.
Guy Two: Yeah, and Pat and Steve the night before.
Guy One: What a cuddlewhore.

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x2

Repeat this, do this again. Comes from arithmatic (Quantity) x 2. Often used in music to mean Sing it again

Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun
it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh!
x2

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stacupado

An acceptable way to ask whether a seat, bench, etc. is taken when dealing with whom the only language one has in common is Spanish. Asking ¿Puedo sientarme aquí? might have bad consequences.

Loser Gringo: ¿Puedo sientarme aquí?
Cute Hispanic girl: *Whacks Loser Gringo*
Froody Hitchhiker: ¿Stacupado?
CHG: *Kisses Hitchhiker*

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