give birth to a negro

to take a montrous shit

damn man, all those burgers from white castle makes me need to give birth to a negro.... damn this ones fucking fat albert!!

37👍 23👎

fartastic

fart worthy; a situation so fantastic, it deserves a fart.

son: i won first place in hurdles!!
father: gee son, thats fartastic

63👍 17👎

snickerdoodle

a cute little fart; one that would come out of the ass of tara reid, or britney spears; a slight toot, followed by *tee hee*

pff *tee hee*, aww honey, that was such a cute little snickerdoodle

13👍 41👎

Simple Plan

possibly the biggest, most gaping no talented, monotone vaginas with guitars;

simple plan can quit bitching about their tough lives and get music lessons.

1854👍 1584👎

Simple Plan

possibly the biggest, gaping, no talented, monotone vaginas with guitars ever; see blink 182 and good charlotte

simple plan, time to move out of daddys house, and learn how to play music. how is your life so fucked up, you dont support yourself...

88👍 83👎

what the dingus?

what the fuck!? except an exclamation to something so out of the ordinary, it requires the word dingus. though not related, See dingus

dude, u know when you scratch your nuts and that yellow fungus gets under your fingernails??

WHAT THE DINGUS!!??? nooooooooo!!

10👍 1👎

turd sandwich

1. a presidential candidate whom campaigns against a giant douche. introduced by the creators of south park. 2. two pieces of bread with a juicy turd in the middle (a nutella sandwich?)

1. sometimes, its always the choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. 2. after the hot blumpkin, the couple both enjoyed a nice hot turd sandwich

290👍 78👎