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Being left terrified after one of those moments where you feel like your falling whilst drifting in and out of sleep. Often the sufferer is unable to move, and cannot face sleep for several minutes.
One can also be classified as suffering from sheetshock if they have been sufficiently scared or made nervous by another person jolting in their sleep.
Guy-Ahh! My god that was bad sheetshock...Damn I need a drink but I can't move.
The act of stealing food from one who is sleeping. Can also include other items such as T.V. remotes, newspapers and money.
Example 1
Having fallen asleep on the train Wendy awoke to find her mcmuffin and newspaper had been stolen. She was a victim of slumberplunder.
Example 2
Wendy- Yawnâ¦Hey where have my Doritos gone?
Jeff- I finished them off whilst you were asleep.
Wendy- Thatâs so slumberplunder!
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A word used by people when talking about whether or not the footballer Steven Gerrard's baby is his or not. It envelopes the same meaning as 'not even his'.
Spoken mostly by people from Liverpool and more prominently Everton supporters, such as Jamie Carragher for example who is both.
Jamie Carragher's missus- Jamie wake up love we've got to get to Steven Gerrard's baby's christening.
Jamie Carragher- Aww fuckin' 'ell love do we 'ave to? It's noreveniz!
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The part of your mind that makes you feel guilty for shouting at the dog.
This is a classic example of canine-conscience;
Guy-You naughty boy!!! You've P**sed all over the bed. Hmm was I too hard on him there?
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A term given to a long and deliberate expulsion of gas from the anus after a meal, mainly a roast rich in veg, such as Christmas dinner etc, usually performed when in the company of others.
Example 1
Ted-Hey guyâs if you would like to raise your glasses, I have an after dinner speech to make.
Example 2
Wendy-We all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought Ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood upâ¦But he just farted.
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The name given to a bed when youâre drunk and do your best to get stripped beneath the sheets.
Often results in a major struggle and waking up half naked with pants round your ankles and your shirt half pulled over your head.
Ken- Man I was so smashed last night, I tried to get undressed in my drinkers closet but I lost the battle and fell asleep half way through.
Mental condition which relates to the momentary feeling of utter panic you suffer when you wake up in a different location to your normal place of sleep (i.e. Your bed at home) having forgotten you were sleeping somewhere else.
Guy who wakes up- Jesus! Where the F**k am I? Oh rightâ¦Iâm staying at a hotel this weekend. Phew. That was a bad case of wrong room recall.