Bowljob

Alternatively spelled "Bowl Job", a bowljob is any activity, chore, paid job or favor, deemed possible and/or better to do after getting high.

Examples of common bowljobs:
Store clerk
Process serving
Babysitting
High school homework
Rolling a jay

"I'm going on a business trip tomorrow, but seeing as I've got two co-workers with me and we're going to Kingston, Jamaica, I figure it's just gonna be one big bowljob for me."

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Fire on the Mountain

The act of sitting atop a mountain, or anywhere natural with a view (a hill, cliff etc.) and smoking cannabis while tripping out to the beauty of nature.
This action is never to be performed alone, as are most other activities involving the consumption of cannabis products.

John Doe 1: "Dude, I just scored some mind-blowing green. Let's go smoke a bowl at my place!"
John Doe 2: "Fuck that shit! Let's do a Fire on the Mountain over at the lookout point!"
Both: "HELL YEAH!!!"

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Viking

1. Badass and brutal but honest warriors of the early middle ages, originating mainly from Norway, Sweden and Iceland but also partly from Denmark.
Contrary to popular belief, not a single Viking helmet had horns on it. Also contrary to popular belief, the word "Viking" actually refers to the long and perilous sea travels Vikings would take to conquer new land.

2. An (often stupid) act of courage, bravery or machoness.

1. The Vikings were brutal, dude. Before they burned villages and killed babies, they'd eat a bunch of Fly Agarics to make them fearless.

2. The lake had just thawed up, so we all took the Viking and jumped in without checking the temperature. Matt and John got hypothermia.

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