Gautam syndrome

To be in a continual state of depression, to the extent of general apathy, loss of self-worth and astronomical standard setting.

Other symptoms may include social dislocation, severe weight gain, split personality disorder, a lack of co-ordination and delusions of grandeur. May intensify after large public events, such as a concert.

Bob didn't turn up to a party yesterday, because he was suffering from Gautam syndrome.

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