Canada's History

1)A 2 foot long dildo designed for Grizzly bears and Joan Rivers.

2) Refers to a sex act illegal in Canada (except Quebec) involving Moose antlers, Maple Syrup and the Stanley Cup. Also see "Sap Sucker" an oral sex act as well as the "Ice-hole" in which a woman/hermaphrodite gets fisted by a yeti.

3)An little known bunch of factoids about an insignificant country north of the Colbert Nation

1) Colbert: Her pussy is so wide you can put your head inside!
Me: You should get her Canada's History!

2)Colbert: Me and Demi Moore got into Canada's History last night!
Me: No pics no proof!
Colbert: (shows pics)
Me: HOLY SH#T YOU's TROLLIN

3) Who cares?

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