Abi

(AH - bee)

legend tells of the ancient king of the wealthiest and strongest Nigerian tribe of all, the Ikengozieze, who possessed insurmountable wisdom and a penis that could elongate to lengths as far as the eyes could see to fight the giraffes that invaded Africa.

It is said that King Abi would be reincarnated as another Nigerian child of the same name to be born in the late 20th century...He is the chosen one that will rid Africa of AIDS and bring her people to the promised land...however the whereabouts of such a magnanimous individual are not known...yet.

All hail King Abi!

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