tampon

the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from one's aching groin-hole

on the birthday card i gave to my brother:

"I hope that the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from your aching groin-hole.... never has to exist.... Happy Birthday!"

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faghat

a description for a person who looks like or acts like a queer hat

you're such a faghat

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pants

An optional piece of clothing

I j-walked without pants today!

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Pieced

Adj.
1. To be high enough that your mental and motor skills are significantly impaired; punished, crunished, fuuucked up, etc. in a drug-induced sense.
2. Having been severely beaten up.

'Damn, she just got pieced off one bong hit!'
'Shit man, that angry mob with baseball bats just pieced your ass.'

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strizzle

Adj:
Straight, as in perfectly alright, okay, etc.

Can I come over?
Yeah, it's strizzle. My parents aren't home.

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yee

adj., nicely stoned; quite high.

Hey, you wanna get yee?

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stuck on stupid

adj., in a prolonged state of being completely clueless or too high to think straight.

This fool's stuck on stupid.

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